Wouldn't you agree? I'm T-E-R-R-I-B-L-E at it. I can't keep up with this! Ugh, I hate having to do a newspaper about slavery. D: I'ma do horrible at dees. Anyway. HOW YOU DOIN'? I'm doin' good, brus. SO, I've had a good month and 25 days! Life has been good to me. Well, errhm, good enough, I guess. Snowed a few times deep in the heart of Texas, and that snow was BEAST. Most snow I've ever seen, and I think we've already broken the Texas record of the year. 2010 is turning out great. TOO BAD WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE IN 2 YEARS. Not. 2012 = fake. In my opinion, the Mayans were just lazy. They did all these calendars and then they got to 2012 and they were like, "Ehhh, whatever." And Hollywood, being the self-centered r-tards they are had to go and make a movie out of it. It wouldn't suprise me if they made a movie about the Haiti earthquake. DANG, speaking of earthquakes, there have been a LOT lately! I really don't believe this, but if it's true, this could just be Earth's way of saying, "Hey, let's go out with a bang, eh?" If we do all die, I just want us to burst into flames. What's that word? Ohwell, I can never remember it. Miley Cyrus first, please! Lol. Dang. I need a shower. Anyone else get their best ideas in the shower? I DO. I get ideas to do blogs (not here, just here and there, lol. mostly there.) and I never ever follow through with them. I'm kinda lazy like zat. That's my excuse for everything. Which leads to procrastination, which leads to web surfing, which leads to going to blogs, which brings me here. Yeah, so procrastination is my real reason for coming here. AMERICAN IDOL IS ON. Usher is the mentor, and I think that's retarded. No one on this show is gonna win and go, "Hey, I've suddenly decided I wanna be a soul singer!" That's just retarded. And Miley Cyrus was the mentor last week, when she's younger than the majority of the contestants. That's like me learning about pi from a 3 year old. Dude, that would be beast. Or from 3 14 year olds. SEE HOW I DID THAT?! :D 3.14 year olds. DUDE. I would so love if my birthday was March 14th. The day after my dads, beeteedubs. Where is my dad, anyway? Eh, whutevar. I wouldn't be blogging if he was here, probably. Whoa, how did I get back to blogging? Crazy turn of events. Anyway, the Sizzler has to stop procrastinating and get on mah workz0rz before mi madre comes out and gets ANGRYAGAIN. Lizzater! (Probably a month later. xD)
-Los Sizzler
"THE MONKEY TAKES THE PEACHES." "NO, NO QUIERO!"
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
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