I'm not sure WHAI I decided to blog.

But hai, I love yew. :)

*a w k w a r d l y p o s t s*

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http://www.tengaged.com/user/Sizzle_xD

Yeah, so I'm horrible at this "blogging" thing.

Wouldn't you agree? I'm T-E-R-R-I-B-L-E at it. I can't keep up with this! Ugh, I hate having to do a newspaper about slavery. D: I'ma do horrible at dees. Anyway. HOW YOU DOIN'? I'm doin' good, brus. SO, I've had a good month and 25 days! Life has been good to me. Well, errhm, good enough, I guess. Snowed a few times deep in the heart of Texas, and that snow was BEAST. Most snow I've ever seen, and I think we've already broken the Texas record of the year. 2010 is turning out great. TOO BAD WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE IN 2 YEARS. Not. 2012 = fake. In my opinion, the Mayans were just lazy. They did all these calendars and then they got to 2012 and they were like, "Ehhh, whatever." And Hollywood, being the self-centered r-tards they are had to go and make a movie out of it. It wouldn't suprise me if they made a movie about the Haiti earthquake. DANG, speaking of earthquakes, there have been a LOT lately! I really don't believe this, but if it's true, this could just be Earth's way of saying, "Hey, let's go out with a bang, eh?" If we do all die, I just want us to burst into flames. What's that word? Ohwell, I can never remember it. Miley Cyrus first, please! Lol. Dang. I need a shower. Anyone else get their best ideas in the shower? I DO. I get ideas to do blogs (not here, just here and there, lol. mostly there.) and I never ever follow through with them. I'm kinda lazy like zat. That's my excuse for everything. Which leads to procrastination, which leads to web surfing, which leads to going to blogs, which brings me here. Yeah, so procrastination is my real reason for coming here. AMERICAN IDOL IS ON. Usher is the mentor, and I think that's retarded. No one on this show is gonna win and go, "Hey, I've suddenly decided I wanna be a soul singer!" That's just retarded. And Miley Cyrus was the mentor last week, when she's younger than the majority of the contestants. That's like me learning about pi from a 3 year old. Dude, that would be beast. Or from 3 14 year olds. SEE HOW I DID THAT?! :D 3.14 year olds. DUDE. I would so love if my birthday was March 14th. The day after my dads, beeteedubs. Where is my dad, anyway? Eh, whutevar. I wouldn't be blogging if he was here, probably. Whoa, how did I get back to blogging? Crazy turn of events. Anyway, the Sizzler has to stop procrastinating and get on mah workz0rz before mi madre comes out and gets ANGRYAGAIN. Lizzater! (Probably a month later. xD)

-Los Sizzler

"THE MONKEY TAKES THE PEACHES." "NO, NO QUIERO!"

Get It Started. (:

Hola, mi amigos y amigas. Ahahaha, sorry, I'm stuck thinking about shtoopid Spanish class. Yo, I really haven't posted in a while. I've been busy, grounded, blahhhh. MY ARM HURTS. D: Anyway. Current events! It's February 5th in this weird planet called Earth. Well, might be 4th or 6th in a few places. Who knowz. Last night was this Survivor special called, "Surviving Survivor" and I FORGOT TO WATCH IT! D: So I'ma watch it nao. 2 days till the Super Bowl. I'm rooting for the Saints, but they're all like, "Hey, Colts are going to win." And Tony Dungy is like, "Hey, BLOWOUT." Dude, you're retired. Shuddup, nao. Sorry, my hyperness is making me use BOLD a lot. Seriously, haha. I'm getting hyper now. OHYAY, this kewlzies site has it. Yay, realitytvfan.org

Anyway, in the past few months/days, I don't remember, I've become addicted to certain things. Such as A Very Potter Musical. You should check it out, if you're 13 or older. It's pretty darn funny! LOL, COACH. HE'S THE DRAGON SLAYING UGLY GUY. Oohwee, it's Cirie. OHYAY, IT'S RUPERT. And Boston Rob. And Russel H. Whoo whee, this is going to be a GREAT season. ANYWAY, current events. Wait, I was talking about AVPM. ;] Ask, and ye shall receive. Sorry, some random thing stuck in my head. Anyway, people are making me tempted to see Dear John, even though it seemz like a ChickFlick. Kay, not shure what else to talk about, so I'll just hit the, "Publish Post" button nao. Peace, suckahz.

SizzPants.

"I'M ON A BOAT MAN, IT'S GOIN' FAST MAN."

ohai.

Ohaitherepeople! I realize no one reads this site, but whutevahhhh. ^-^ Soooo I said I was ghunna move to WP, and I tried, but WP is too erk. This is plain and simple, lolzies. Make your posties and be done! Soooo I'm moving back herez and making it a "life" site. Orrrr I can just vent.

I haven't posted in almost 2 months. :O I've been busy with homework, family, and swallowing dimes (long story, lol.) UGH STUPID WEEBLY. >_< Sorry, I'm trying to do a history fair project and the computer is being retarded. Soooo yuh. Randomness has been up. Idk if I'll make this a funny blog or a life blog. I really don't wanna reveal my life, suhhhh. I'ma be random and talk about current events and whatnot.

Yuh, American Idol is on. Some chick I've never heard of is a guest judge, since Paula quit. The show is going downhill FAST. Simon's POSSIBLY quitting, but he can't keep a decision. What a wuss. So now it's gonna be Ellen DeWeirdones, Kara Italianlastnameicanneverremember, OH WAIT DIAGOURDI. Hehehe. And POSSIBLY Elton John, but the wussy Simon might come back. Gush, he's one of the only reasons people watch it for his meanieness. Ohyeah, and mah dawg Randy Jackson. This dude is ok. AHH IT'S A PICTURE OF DAVID COOK. Ohkay, sorry. I have a weird habit of talking about what I'm watching. Who knows, the popularity of AI could skyrocket because of Pants On The Ground by 62 year old General Larry Pratt. Or Platt. ^o^ Aneeeeeway. I feel so bad fer da poor Haitian people. I thought it was pronounced hay, LIKE HAY GURL HAY, tea, like "Hello old chum, would you like some tea?" and n. Like, tuh letter after m. Awe, poor chickie with an undeveloped nerve! ^.^ ): So sad. D: Haha. There's lots of "severe thunderstorm" and "tornado" warnings here deep in the heart of Texas. Yuh. Urh, idk what to type about. ^-^ Heh, I'm gonna go. I has big predictions for this blog, for when I OFFICIALLY get un-computer-grounded. I'm doing a project nao, so I'm sneaking. I comment on The Panic Button all nicely and everyone visits. :D Lovesit.

PEEEEEEEEEACE!

"OH MY GOSH SERIOUSLY DUDE STOP STABBING PEOPLE WITH A CHIPPED CD." (Long story. P:)

Packing My Bags And Moving This Operation

To good ole trusty WP. Blogger is old and cruddy. WP is new and advanced. WP is cool and stuff, and the point is I'm switching to WordPress. I'm getting a new WP account and a blog hopefully named Paint it Black, trying to earn WP credits to buy a domain and a custom CSS (All the cool kids are doing it. *evil laugh*) So, I'm moving this site to WP! Bai for nao,

Sizz. :D

Why So Serious?

Ok, I got two things for this super post. First of all, I got a hit counter. I started us off with ten, just to be urm... fair. I'm ASSUMING that we have 10 hits by now. If not, I'll crai. *crai* Secondly, the actual purpose of this post. "You're Doing It Wrong" pictures! These are pictures, basically like fails, but they say, "You're doing it wrong!" Clever, I know. Here you go!
Ouch, poor Bush. Now we have Obama for that!

Omg guys, did you know an elephant is bigger than the moon?

Don't try science, you'll always be doing it wrong, kids.

HOW IS THAT DOING IT WRONG? Jk. Anyway, I'm gonna go. Sorry for the poor quality of this post, I'm not an experienced blogger, and it's movie night at mah house. Bah!